Coworker: βwell those puppets wonβt catalog themselvesβ
...now Iβm wondering if heβs dating them to try. #librarylife
@platypus If they do, that's the opening plotline for an incredibly strange indie horror film.
@cyberpunklibrarian he and I are both horror fans, so Iβm ready.
@platypus NIGHT OF THE STORY TIME PUPPETS
Patrons check in, but theyβll never check out.
Coming soon to a theatre near you. Rated R.
@platypus Excellent typo is excellent.